每日一笑话英语：完美解决之道

　　The Perfect Solution

　　President Shrub was flying over the U. S. with hisstaff.

　　Suddenly he got a brilliant inspiration:

　　"You know, I think I'll just throw a fifty-dollar bill out the window and make somebody happy. "

　　"MrPresident,why don't you throw out five ten-dollar bills and make five people happy?"

　　suggested his celebrated Secretary of State Vice President Partridge caught on.

　　“Golly,Mr.President, why don' t you throw fifty singles and make fifty people happy?"

　　The pilot turned around and said, "Why don’t you just throw yourself out the window and make everybody happy?"

　　完美解决之道

　　史拉伯总统和他的幕僚正搭机横越美国上空。

　　忽然间他心中突发奇想，

　　“我想由窗口扔一张五十元美钞下去，让某个人高兴一下。”

　　“总统先生，您为什么不丢五张十元的钞票让五个人高兴呢?”

　　著名的国务卿建议道。

　　副总统派翠基接着说：“啊，总统先生，您为什么不丢五十张一元钞票，好让五十个人高兴呢?”

　　这时飞机驾驶员转身说道：“为什么你不把自己丢出窗外，好让每个人都高兴呢?”