30秒英语幽默笑话：烹饪课

30秒英语幽默笑话：烹饪课

　　Cooking Class

　　One day during cooking class,

　　our teacher ,Mrs,Brown,was extolling her secrets for preparing perfect sauces .

　　When she ordered us to the stoves to the prepare our assignments,

　　she said, "Don't forget to use wooden spoons ."

　　烹饪课

　　一天在上烹饪课的时候，

　　我们的老师布朗太太正在颂扬她：准备完美酱料的秘诀。

　　当她把我们叫到炉子边作准备工作时，

　　她说：“别忘了要用木制的汤匙”。

　　As I stirred my sauce ,

　　I contemplated the physica behind the mystery of the wooden spoon

　　and decided it must have something to do with heat conduction.

　　I approached Mrs.Brown to test my theory .

　　"Why wooden spoons?"I asked .

　　"Because," she replied , "If I Have to sit here listening to all your metal spoons banging against metal pots ,I will go nuts!"

　　当我在搅拌酱料时，

　　我一直苦思木制汤匙奥秘的背后所隐含的物理原理，

　　然后认定它一定与热传导有关系。

　　我走向布朗太太来测试我'韵理论。

　　我问：“为什么要用木制汤匙呢?”

　　她回答：“因为，如果我必须坐在这里听你们全部的金属汤匙砰砰敲着金属的罐子，我会发疯喔”。