父亲节趣味小笑话：Penny Trick

　　Penny Trick

　　After tucking their three-year-old child Sammy in for bed one night, his parents heard sobbing coming from his room.

　　Rushing back in, they found him crying hysterically. He managed to tell them that he had swallowed a penny and he was sure he was going to die. No amount of talking was helping.

　　His father, in an attempt to calm him down, palmed a penny from his pocket and pretended to pull it from Sammy's ear. Sammy was delighted.

　　In a flash, he snatched it from his father's hand, swallowed, and then cheerfully demanded, "Do it again, Dad!"

　　一便士的小把戏

　　某晚，在把三岁宝宝山米放到床上后，他的父母听到啜泣声从他的房间传来。

　　冲进屋内后，他们看见他正嚎啕大哭着。他成功告诉他们他吞下了一便士一定活不成了。说什么都无济于事。

　　他的父亲，试图让他冷静下来。他从口袋中掏出一便士，在山米的耳边假装要把它拿过来。山米很开心。

　　山米以迅雷不及掩耳盗铃之将钱从父亲手中夺过，吞下，然后高兴的要求道：“再来一遍，爸爸!”