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会心一笑:An Absent Minded Professor

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会心一笑:An Absent Minded Professor

  An Absent Minded Professor

  A notoriously absentminded professor was one day observed walking along the street with one foot continually in the gutter,the other on the pavement.

  A pupil meeting him said:

  “Good evening,professor.How are you?

  ”Well,“ answered the professor,”I thought I was all right when I left home,but now I don't know what's the matter with me.I've been limping for the last half hour.“

  心不在焉的老师

  有一天,人们看见一个有名的心不在焉的老师在路上走,他的一只脚一直踏在街沟里,另一只脚踩在人行道上。

  一个碰见他的学生说:

  ”晚安,老师。您怎么了?“

  ”啊,“这位老师回答说:”我想我离开家的时候还挺好的,可是现在我不知道出了什么毛病。我已经一瘸一拐走了半个小时了。“

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