关于搞笑英语对话剧本
关于搞笑英语对话剧本
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关于搞笑英语对话篇一
Peter dozed off while his teacher was talking.
老师正在讲课,彼得打起瞌睡来了。
Teacher: Peter!Tell us, what's the biggest in the world?
老师:彼得!你说说,世界上什么最大?
Peter: Well, well....eyelids....
彼得: 嗯……嗯……眼皮……
Teacher: What?Eyelids?
老师:什么?眼皮?
Peter: Yes, sir. Because as soon as I shut my eyes, the eyelids cover everything of the world.
彼得:是的,老师。因为我眼睛一闭,眼皮就把世界上所有的东西都遮住了。
关于搞笑英语对话篇二
the squad were having "visual training". one smart recruit was asked by the officer to count how many men composed a digging party in a distant field. the party was so faraway that the men appeared as mere dots, but unhesitatingly the recruit replied:
班里正在进行“视力训练”。一个聪明伶俐的新兵被班长叫出来数远处旷野上采掘队的人数。采掘队在很远的地方,那些人看起来只是一些小点儿。但是这个新兵毫不犹豫地回答。
"sixteen men and a sergeant , sir."
“十六个兵外加一个中士,长官。”
"right, but how do you know there's a sergeant there?"
“正确,可是你怎么知道那儿有一个中士?”
"he's not doing any digging, sir."
“他不干活,长官。”
关于搞笑英语对话篇三
While on a trip, Mom realized that she had forgotten a present for Dad's birthday.
旅途中,妈妈想起她忘记给爸爸买一件生日礼物。
"That's okay," he said, "The only thing I want is for you to love, honor and obey."
“没关系”,他说,“我最想要的东西是你的爱、忠贞和温顺”。
Mom pondered that idea and then replied "I'd rather buy you a gift."
妈妈沉思片刻后回答说,“我宁愿给你买一件礼物”。
关于搞笑英语对话篇四
a little boy asked his father, "daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
一个小男孩问他的父亲,“爸爸,要花多少钱才能结婚呢?”
and the father replied, "i don't know, son, i'm still paying."
“我也不知道,我现在还在交钱。”父亲回答。
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