英语幽默对话
英语幽默对话
“煦兮杳杳，孔静幽默”。下面是学习啦小编给大家整理的英语幽默对话，供大家参阅!
英语幽默对话篇1
I：Good morning ,everyone! My name is Lily , I’m honored for this interview .
B: Good morning ,let’s calm down then we ‘ll start our question . Why are you interested in working for our company?
I：Because your operations are global, so I feel I can gain the most from working in this kind of environment.
B: Why did you leave your former company?
I: Because I want to change my working environment, I'd like to find a job which is more challenging.
B: Have you done any work in this field?
I：Yes ,my major is on it .
B: What are your geart strenghs?
I: I'm a hard-working, persistent person.
B: What's you major weak point?
I: I haven't been involved in international business, so I don't have any experience,but I have enough confidence for the challenge!
B: In what specific ways will our company benefit form hiring you?
I: I'm very familiar with this market and have many customers. I think your company will benefit from it.
B：OK, If we hire you ,we’ll give you a call .
I: Ok ,I'll wait for it !
英语幽默对话篇2
A：Hello ,Kate!
B:Hello.Lily .
A: You look upset ,I heared you have a blind date this morning. How about it ?
B: Nothing could be worse than it .It’ s boring .
A: Oh ,It’s the boy disgusting or what?
B: He is ugly, uneducated and impolite.
A: He must terribly treat you , what does your conclusion come from?
B: He critised my clothing and my hairstyle.He also said I should lose my weight.
A: Oh ,what an annoying boy ,He shouldn't be so impolite .
B: Not only for this ,he is mean and he haven’ t pay the bill yet .
A: Oh, you have a bad luck today , but do not mind ,you ‘ll never meet him again!
B: Be sure of that ,as well as the blind date !
A: Don’t be so discouraged , You fortune will come some day ,and you ‘ll find your Mr Right ! B:I hope so !
A: Oh ,it’s time for me to go for a meet .see you !
B:See you !
英语幽默对话篇3
J:Hi, Jack ,it ‘s a loog tiome to see you ,how about you these days?
L:Not bad ,how are you ?
J: Fine ,Could you give me some information about the housing prices in beijing
L:You are asking the right person .My colleague bought a house in beijing last month.
J: Where did he buy his house ?
L:In shijingshan district .
J: How much is it?
L: 20,000yuan per square meter .
J:It’s too expensive .It is beyond my capacity.
L:It’s almost the lowest prices in beijing ,for shijingshan district is in the fifth round in beiing .
J: I heared that the government have taken measures to control the rising housing prices, it’s still so high!
L: Though these measures have a little function ,we can not have enough money to buy a house in beijing !
J: I have to wait for some time for the decrease of the housing .
L: You can buy a house in some smaller city which prices is much lower .
J: But my career is in beijing and I like this city .Thanks for your advice .
L: That ‘s my pleasure !
J:See you later !
L: See you !
英语幽默对话篇4
S：Hello.Mr Smith
T:Hi ,Lily.
S: I wonder if you have time this weekend .
T: Nothing special .What’s up ?
S: This weekend is the spring festival. Would you like to celebrate it with my family together? T: I’d love to .You know I ‘m facinated with Chinese tradition .
S: Yeap . Spring festival is the most important holiday for chinese which every family will be well prepared for it .
T: Just like our Christmas Day.
S:Yes ,but the way of celebratin is different including the food .we’ll sreve you the dumlings . T: That’s great .I like it very much .It’s very delicious.
S: We will also let off fireworks to express our hapiness.
T:Oh it’s wonderful , I think I will have a great time this weekend .what time will we begin ? S: At seven o’clock in our house . I’ll you take you that time .
T:Thanks a lot .Oh, I remember that I have an important date now ,I must go now .See you then ! S: See you !
英语幽默对话篇5
Q: Excuse me
A: yes?
Q: Could you tell me how to get to the bird’s nest ? I’m a stranger here.
A: Sure ,take line 1 subway ,then transfer it at fuxingmen station ,then take line 2 ,and get off at andingmen station .Then you’ll change the bus 407, and stop at aotiximen bus atation ,you’ll see it .
Q: Line 1 ,and line 2 ,then bus 407 . I’m afraid I will forget it soon .
A: Maybe ,but it’s the simplest and shortest way there.
Q: OK, I have got a piece of paper ,I can write the way on it .Could you tell me again ?
A: Sure , take line 1 subway ,then transfer it at fuxingmen station ,then take line 2 ,and get off at andingmen station .Then you’ll change the bus 407, and stop at aotiximen bus atation ,you’ll see it.
Q: How long will it take ?A: About one hour .Q:Thanks a lot .but where is the subway entrance? A: Hmm, go down this street then turn left at the first turning , the logo of the entrance is marked. Q: Oh ,good ,well ,thank you very much .
A: Not at all.