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2人英语口语对话_幽默简单5分钟(2)

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2人英语口语对话_幽默简单5分钟

  2人英语口语对话5

  hey,dude

  How are you doing these days?

  Well..Not good,

  Um...What happened?

  It's complicated,My mum and my dad divorced...

  What?Oh.Sorry.But why?>

  My mum has got a better job in NY.My dad wanted my mum to stay.But my mum wanted to get the job...So.,.In a word,I;m really upset now...

  Be strong,man.U've still got ya friends,which means me.

  Thanks,I really appreciate that..

  By the way..How is ur sis now>

  Oh,U mean Jasmine?She's fine.\

  Thanks God.

  What?U like her?No way.dude...

  Hey...I'll never like her...U do ,right?

  Yah...hah,

  2人英语口语对话6

  Hu is leading China

  Bush: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?

  Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.

  Bush: Great. Lay it on me.

  Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.

  Bush: That's what I want to know.

  Condi: That's what I'm telling you.

  Bush: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?

  Condi: Yes.

  Bush: I mean the fellow's name.

  Condi: Hu.

  Bush: The guy in China.

  Condi: Hu.

  Bush: The new leader of China.

  Condi: Hu.

  Bush: The Chinaman!

  Condi: Hu is leading China.

  Bush: Now whaddya' asking me for?

  Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.

  Bush: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?

  Condi: That's the man's name.

  Bush: That's who's name?

  Condi: Yes.

  Bush: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?

  Condi: Yes, sir.

  Bush: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.

  Condi: That's correct.

  Bush: Then who is in China?

  Condi: Yes, sir.

  Bush: Yassir is in China?

  Condi: No, sir.

  Bush: Then who is?

  Condi: Yes, sir.

  Bush: Yassir?

  Condi: No, sir.

  Bush: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.

  Condi: Kofi?

  Bush: No, thanks.

  Condi: You want Kofi?

  Bush: No.

  Condi: You don't want Kofi.

  Bush: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.

  Condi: Yes, sir.

  Bush: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.

  Condi: Kofi?

  Bush: Milk! Will you please make the call?

  Condi: And call who?

  Bush: Who is the guy at the U.N?

  Condi: Hu is the guy in China.

  Bush: Will you stay out of China?!

  Condi: Yes, sir.

  Bush: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.

  Condi: Kofi.

  Bush: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.

  (Condi picks up the phone.)

  Condi: Rice, here.

  Bush: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?


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