冷幽默的脑筋急转弯英文

　　语言是一门艺术，通过脑筋急转弯了解英语的艺术，不是很好嘛?以下是学习啦小编为大家准备的冷幽默脑筋急转弯英文，希望大家喜欢!

　　英语脑筋急转弯

　　Questions:

　　1.On April lst,1990,160 people walked out of the bestcinema in Chicago.What happened

　　1990年4月1日, 160人从芝加哥最好的影院出来.发生了什事

　　2.It usually takes a man two days to travel from SanFrancisco to New York by car. But Mr.Black left SanFrancisco on Friday and arrives on the same Friday.How could he do it

　　从旧金山到纽约开车一般需要2天时间,可是布莱克先生星期五离开旧金山,当天就到了纽约.他怎样做到的

　　3.What's too much for one and just right for two

　　什么东西对一个人来说太多,对两个人来说正好

　　Keys:

　　1.The film was over.

　　电影散场了.

　　2.He took a plane.

　　他坐的是飞机.

　　3.A secret.

　　秘密.

　　Notes:

　　3.英语中"Just between you and me"意即"keep it a secret"(仅

　　限于你我之间,请保守秘密).

　　英语绕口令

　　1. Betty beat a bit of butter to make a better batter。

　　贝蒂敲打一小块黄油要做一块更好的奶油面。

　　2. Rita repeated what Reardon recited when Reardon read the remarks。

　　当里尔登读评论时，丽塔重复里尔登背诵的东西。

　　3. Few free fruit flies fly from flames。

　　没有几只果蝇从火焰中飞过去。

　　4. Fifty-five flags freely flutter from the floating frigate。

　　五十五面旗子在轻轻漂浮的战舰上自由的飘扬。

　　5. There is no need to light a night light on a light night like tonight。for a bright night light is just like a slight light。

　　像今夜这样明亮的夜晚，就不需要点一盏夜灯，因为明亮的夜灯也会变得微弱。

　　7. A pleasant peasant keeps a pleasant pheasant and both the peasant and the pheasant are having a pleasant time together。

　　一位和气的农民养了一只伶俐的野鸡，而且这位和气的农民和这只伶俐的野鸡在一起度过了一段很美好的时光。

　　8. How many sheets could a sheet slitter slit if a sheet slitter could slit sheets?

　　如果裁纸机能裁纸的话，一个裁纸机能裁多少张纸呢?

　　9. Mr. See owned a saw and Mr. Soar owned a seesaw. Now See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw before Soar saw See。

　　西先生有一个锯，萨先生有一个秋千。现在在萨先生看见西先生之前，西先生的锯锯断了萨先生的秋千。

　　10. If you're keen on stunning kites and cunning stunts, buy a cunning stunning stunt kite。

　　英语笑话故事：I didn't know that I was so far back already

　　A big battle was going on during the First World War.Guns were firing， and shells and bullets were flying about everywhere.After an hour of this， one of the soldiers decidedthat the fighting was getting too dangerous for him， so he leftthe front line and began to go away from the battle. After hehad walked for an hour，he saw an officer coming towardshim. The officer stopped him and said，“ where are you going?” “I'm trying to get as far away as possible from the battlethat's going on behind us， sir，” the soldier answered. “Do you know who I am?” the officer said to him angrily.“I'm your commanding officer.” The soldier was very surprised when he heard this and said，“My God，I didn't know that I was so far back already!”

　　第一次世界大战期间，一场大战役正在进行。枪炮轰鸣，炮弹和子弹到处乱飞。这样过了一个小时后，一个士兵认定战斗对他来说变得太危险了，所以他离开前线开始逃离战场。步行了一个小时之后，他看见一个军官向他走过来。那军官叫住他说：“你要到哪儿去?” “长官，我正尽可能远地躲开我们身后正在进行的战役，”士兵回答说。 “你知道我是谁吗?”军官生气地对他说：“我是你的指挥官。” 那士兵听到此话感到非常惊讶，说：“天哪，我想不到我已经往回跑了这么远了!”