好笑的英语脑筋急转弯

　　每天都会看到有不少人看着英语书本发愁，怎么能让学英语不苦恼呢?以下是学习啦小编为大家准备的好笑的英语脑筋急转弯，希望大家喜欢!

　　英语脑筋急转弯

　　Questions:

　　1.Whose eyes never close

　　谁的眼睛从来不闭

　　2.What is a fish net made of

　　鱼网是什么做的

　　3.What walks all day on its head

　　什么东西整天用头走路

　　4.What's the difference between a monkey and a flea

　　猴子和跳蚤的区别是什么

　　Keys:

　　1.A neddle's eye.

　　针眼.

　　2.Little holes tied together with strings.

　　用绳子系起来的小洞洞.

　　3.A nail on a horse.

　　马蹄铁上的钉子.

　　4.A monkey can have fleas but a flea can't have monkeys.

　　猴子可能长跳蚤,跳蚤不可能生猴子.

　　Notes:

　　3.the head of the nail钉子头

　　4.flea /fli:/n.跳蚤

　　英语绕口令

　　1. silly sheep weep and sleep.

　　2. six shining cities, six shining cities, six shining cities.

　　3. six sick sea-serpents swam the seven seas.

　　4. six sleek swans swam swiftly southwards

　　5. stupid superstition!

　　6. the batter with the butter is the batter that is better!

　　7. the great greek grape growers grow great greek grapes.

　　8. the soldier's shoulder surely hurts!

　　9. there those thousand thinkers were thinking how did the other three thieves go through.

　　1. there's a sandwich on the sand which was sent by a sane witch.

　　英语笑话故事

　　Mrs Brown was going out for the day. She locked the house and tacked a note for the milkman on the door: NOBODY HOME. DON'T LEAVE ANYTHING.

　　When she got back that night, she found her door broken open and her house ransacked(洗劫，掠夺) . On the note she had left, she found the following message added:

　　THANKS! WE HAVEN'T LEFT ANYTHING!

　　布朗太太要外出一天。 她锁好了房门，在门上给送牛奶的人钉了一张便条：家里没人，请不要留下任何东西!

　　她当天晚上回家后发现房间门被撞开，房子被洗劫一空。在她留给送奶人的便条上，她发现被补充了一句：谢谢!我们什么也没留下!