冷幽默脑筋急转弯英文

冷幽默脑筋急转弯英文

　　外国人的幽默你懂吗?跟着这些脑筋急转弯一起感受一下吧。以下是学习啦小编为大家准备的冷幽默脑筋急转弯英文，希望大家喜欢!

　　冷幽默脑筋急转弯英文【热门】

　　Questions:

　　1.Why are girls afraid of the letter C

　　女孩为什么害怕字母C

　　2.Why are painters fond of the letter R

　　油漆工为什么青睐字母R

　　3.How many peas are there in a pint

　　一品脱有多少粒豌豆

　　4.What are the most sensible letters

　　什么字母最明智

　　Keys:

　　1.Because it makes fat fact.

　　因为它使肥胖成为现实.

　　2.Without it, varnish would vanish.

　　没有它,清漆就会消失.

　　3.One.

　　一粒.

　　4.The Y's.

　　是字母Y.

　　Notes:

　　2.varnish/'va:niM/ n.清漆

　　vanish/'v$niM/v.消失

　　3.pea音似P.

　　4.Y's音似wise(睿智).

　　冷幽默脑筋急转弯英文【分享】

　　1. C型的锁 (打一英文) —— 谜底: clock.

　　2. How can you make the door last?(怎样能使门经久耐用?) —— 谜底: Make other things first

　　3. How do we know the ocean is friendly? —— 谜底: It waves.

　　4. How does the sun affect weight?(太阳如何影响重量?) —— 谜底: It makes the daylight.

　　5. How long can a goose stand on one leg?(多久能鹅单腿站立?) —— 谜底: try it and see

　　6. Q的(打一英语单词)—— 谜底: cute

　　7. Ten plus ten is ten.Ten minus ten is ten(打一物) —— 谜底: 手套(glove)

　　8. What always goes up and never goes down?(什么东西只升不降?) —— 谜底: Your age. (你的年龄)

　　9. What animal wears big black glasses on its face? —— 谜底: Panda熊猫

　　10. What can pierce one's ears without a hole? —— 谜底: Noise,voice

　　11. What can you break with only one word? —— 谜底: Silence.

　　12. What comes after the letter "A"? —— 谜底: All the other letters.

　　13. What do you know about the kings of France? —— 谜底: They are all dead

　　14. What has four eyes but cannot see? —— 谜底: 密西西比州

　　15. What has hands but no feet, a face but no eyes, tells but not talk? —— 谜底: alarm clock 闹钟

　　16. What has teeth but cannot eat? —— 谜底: A comb

　　17. What is an astronomer?(天文学家)? —— 谜底: A night watchman with a college education.

　　18. What is deaf and dumb but always tells the truth? —— 谜底: A mirror

　　19. What is never used until it's broken? —— 谜底: An egg

　　20. What is that which has a mouth,but never speaks, and a bed, but never sleeps in it? —— 谜底: A river.

　　英语笑话分享

　　1 "Tom, what's the matter with your brother?" asked the mother in the kitchen. "He's crying."

　　"Oh, nothing, Mum," replied Tom. "I'm eating my cake. He is crying because I won't give him any."

　　"But has he finished his own cake?"

　　"Yes." said Tom. "And he also cried when I was helping him finish that."

　　"汤姆，你弟弟怎么了?" 妈妈在厨房里问。"他在哭。"

　　"没事儿，妈妈，" 汤姆答道。"我在吃我的蛋糕。他哭是因为我不给他吃。"

　　"他已经吃完自己的了么?"

　　"是的。" "我帮他吃完时，他也哭了。"

　　2 A guy says to his friend, "Guess how many coins I have in my pocket."

　　The friends says, "If I guess right, will you give me one of them?"

　　The first guys says, "If you guess right, I'll give you both of them!"

　　路人甲对路人乙说，"猜猜我兜里有几个子儿?"

　　路人乙说："我猜对了，你能给我一个不?"

　　路人甲说："你要猜对了，我两个全部给你!"

　　3 "I can always tell a graduate class from an undergraduate class," said an instructor at a university graduate engineering course. "When I say 'Good afternoon,' the undergraduates respond 'Good afternoon.' But the graduate students just write it down."

　　一个教师在研究生工程学课堂上说："我一眼就能看出来哪些是本科生，哪些是研究生。" "我说'下午好'的时候，本科生

　　回答'下午好'，而研究生则把这句话记在本子上。"

　　4 Dad: Tom, please tell me, which month has 28 days?

　　Tom: Every month.

　　爸爸：告诉我汤姆，哪个月有28天呢?

　　汤姆：每个月都有啊!