关于节日的英语笑话

　　愚人节的英语笑话

　　1. why are people tired on april fool's day? (愚人节人们为什么疲倦?)

　　答：because they have just had a long march. ( 因为他们刚过了长长的三月。march 三月;行军)

　　2.what weather do mice and rats fear? (老鼠害怕什么天气?)

　　答：when it's raining cats and dogs.(下大雨。rain cats and dogs 下大雨 )

　　3.when do dogs refuse to follow their masters? (狗什么时候不愿跟随主人?)

　　答：when their masters go to the flea market.(主人去跳蚤市场时。flea 跳蚤 flea market 旧货市场 )

　　4.what question can never be answered by “yes”? (哪个问题永远不能回答“是的”?)

　　答：are you asleep? (你睡着了吗)

　　5.what tree is always very sad? (那种树总是很伤心?)

　　答：weeping willow. ( 垂柳 weep哭泣 willow柳树)

　　6.when can you get water with a net? (什么时候可以用网兜装水?)

　　答：when water is turned into ice. (当水结成冰时)

　　7.why is the pig always eating?猪为什么没完没了地吃?

　　答：he's making a hog of himself.它想成为一只肉猪。

　　8.what's the longest word in the world?世界上最长的单词是什么?

　　答：smiles. because there's a mile between the letter 's'.微笑。因为两个字母s中间隔了一里。

　　9.what question is that to which you must always answer "yes"? 什么问题你只能回答“yes”?

　　答："what does y-e-s spell?" (当别人问你)“yes”怎么拼?

　　10.where were you when the power was cut off? 当停电的时候你在哪?

　　答：in the darkness. 在黑暗中

　　圣诞节英语笑话

　　1.What do sheep say to each other at Christmastime?

　　Merry Christmas to ewe(发音同you)!

　　绵羊在圣诞节会对其它同伴说什么?

　　母羊圣诞节快乐。(祝你圣诞节快乐)

　　2.What's the best thing to put into Christmas dinner?

　　Your teeth!

　　把什么放进圣诞大餐上最好。

　　你的牙齿。

　　3.Why should Christmas dinner always be well done?

　　So you can say "Merry Crispness"!

　　为什么圣诞节都要吃大餐?

　　因为你就可以说“吃得快乐”

　　4.Knock Knock.

　　Who's there?

　　Mary.

　　Mary who?

　　Mary Christmas!

　　咚咚咚。

　　谁呀

　　玛丽

　　哪个Mary?

　　5.A definition of Christmas:The time when everyone gets "Santa"-mental.

　　圣诞节的定义：人人都为圣诞老人疯狂。

　　What did one Christmas cracker say to the other Christmas cracker?

　　My POP is bigger than yours!

　　一个圣诞节爆竹会对另一个圣诞节爆竹说什么?

　　我的爆炸声比你的爆炸声大

　　6.What comes at the end of Christmas Day?

　　The letter "Y"!

　　圣诞节Christmas Day最后的是什么?

　　字母Y