经典爆笑英语小故事阅读

　　在繁忙的生活中，也要偶尔放松自己的心情。下面学习啦小编为大家带来经典爆笑英语小故事四则，欢迎大家阅读!

　　经典爆笑英语小故事：余音

　　About to be shipped out on a long tour of duty over-seas，I had called my wife from a coin-operated telephone at an Army camp on the West Coast. As I walked away，the phone rang，and I answered it，expecting to be told of extra charges. "I thought you'd like to know,"the operator said,"that just after you hung up，the woman said,'I love you. "

　　即将因工作远征出海，我就在西海岸军营地用一个投币电话给我的妻子拨了个电话。我刚要离开，电话铃响了。我估计是让我交超时费，所以只好去接。接话员说:“我想你可能想知道，你刚挂断电话，那个女的就说‘我爱你’。”

　　经典爆笑英语小故事：尽管读

　　When we work evenings .we often order take-out food at the office.One night we all gave our orders to Sharon, who wrote the selections on a self-stick note. Unable to find our list when she arrived at the fastfood restaurant, Sharon stepped up to the counter. But before she could speak, the cashier recited the exact order. " How could you possibly know that?"asked Sharon.

　　在我晚上上夜班的办公室，大家常常订些外卖食品来吃。一天夜里，我们都找沙伦订了食品。她把订单列在一张不干胶的纸条上。等她到了饭店时，怎么也找不到那张订单了。沙伦走到柜台前，还没等她说话，收银员就背出了所有大家订的东西。沙伦问:“你怎么会知道这些的呢?”

　　"Tt's right there," replied the cashier,"stuck to your chest."

　　“它就在这儿，”收银页说:“贴在了你的胸前。”

　　经典爆笑英语小故事：拍卖

　　When we decided to sell our house, we nailed "FOR SALE BY OWNER" signs on two trees in our front yard. Before long，the doorbell rang.”How much are you asking for the treesp"a young man asked.

　　我们决定卖掉我们的房子。于是，我们就在院前的大树上钉了两块牌子，上面写着:“拍卖。”没过多久，我们的门铃就响了。一位年轻人问:“你们的树想卖多少钱?”

　　经典爆笑英语小故事：解决难题

　　ome friends and I stopped at an ice-cream parlor.where I asked for my favorite，a hot-fudge sundae with chocolate ice cream. But when the waitress brought our orders，I saw that mine had vanilla ice cream. " I ordered chocolate,"I pointed out.

　　我和一位朋友来到一家冰淇琳店。我要了一个我最喜欢吃的巧克力奶油圣代。当女招待送来我的冰淇淋时，我发现我的冰淇沐是香草的。我说:“我要的是巧克力的。”

　　The young woman consulted her order pad and responded，"So you did. I'll take it back and get chocolate."

　　那位年轻的女士查了一下订单回答说:“你确实要的是巧克力的。我把它拿回去，再给你拿一个巧克力的。”

　　“Never mind，”I said.”I don't like to see anything wasted."

　　“没关系，”我说:“我不想浪费东西。”

　　"Nothing is wasted around here!"she insisted.“We eat our mistakes. "

　　“这儿什么也浪费不了，”女招待坚持说:“我们吃掉自己的错误。”