英语笑话100字
英语笑话100字
前苏联著名作家高尔基说过,“哪里有人,哪里就有笑声。”从古到今,笑话是人们生活中不可缺少的“调剂品”。学习啦小编整理了100字英语笑话，欢迎阅读!
100字英语笑话一
A cult leader claimed that he survived on air.
有一个教派的领导者宣称，他靠空气就能存活。
A doubter said, "I saw you eating French fries at McDonald's yesterday."
一个表示怀疑的人说：”我昨天还看到你在麦当劳吃暮条。“
The gurureplied,"You can't call that food.“
这位宗教领袖回答：“你不能称那东西为食物。”
100字英语笑话二
At a wedding, a little boy asked his mother, "Mommy, why does the girl wear white ? " She answered, "The bnde wears white because this is the happiest day of her life." The boy thought about this and said, "Why is the groom wearing black ? "
在一场婚礼上，一个小男孩问他的母亲：”妈妈，为什么那女孩穿白衣服?“这位母亲回答道：”新娘穿白衣服，是因为今天是她最快乐的一天。”这个男孩想了想然后说：那为什么新郎穿黑衣服。“
100字英语笑话三
生日来临之际
For her 82nd birthday，I surprised my grandmother with a birthday greeting signed by the President. (Upon request，this service is available to seniors over 80.)When I asked grandma how she felt receiving a card from the White House，she had a ready answer. "There's no privacy in this country any more,"she said. "They even keep track of your birthday. "
我奶奶过82岁的生日时，我送给她一份惊奇的礼物—一张由总统签名的生日贺卡。(根据规定，80岁以上的老年人可得到此项服务。)当我问奶奶收到来自白宫的贺卡有何感想时，她毫不犹豫地回答说:“在这个国家，再也没有隐私了，他们就连你的生日都追踪着。”
100字英语笑话四
同辈的压力
My teen-age son，Chad，and nine of his friends came home one night with newly pierced ears. When his grandmother heard about it，she asked him why he did it.”Peer
pressure," Chad told her.
一天晚上，我十几岁的儿子查理，带着九个朋友回到家，他们都扎了耳朵眼儿。当儿子的奶奶听说了这件事时，她问我儿子为什么要这样做，查理告诉她:“是同辈的压力。”
"You should be a leader instead of a follower，”Grandma said.
奶奶说：“你应该做个领头的，”
"I was,"he replied. "It was my idea.”
“我是个领头的。”他回答说：“这是我的主意。”
100字英语笑话五
证明
A woman came into our bank to get a check cashed，but she didn't have an account with us. When I asked her for some identification, she showed me several charge cards，her Social Security card and a library card. I told her we needed a driver's license，but she didri t have one.
一位妇女来到我们银行想兑换一张支票，但她在我们这儿没建立帐户。当我问她要证明材料时，她把社会保险卡、图书卡拿给我看。我告诉她我们要看她的驾驶证，她说她没有。
"Don't you have something with your picture on it?"I asked.
“难道你就没带照片的东西吗?”
"Oh, sure,"she said as she flipped to a family photo in her wallet. "That's me in the back row. "
“噢，有啊，”她边说边从钱包里拿出一张合家照，“站在后排的那个就是我。”
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