关于英语笑话带翻译短一些
前苏联著名作家高尔基说过,“哪里有人,哪里就有笑声。”从古到今,笑话是人们生活中不可缺少的“调剂品”。学习啦小编整理了短一些英语笑话带翻译，欢迎阅读!
短一些英语笑话带翻译篇一
Faithful Cat
忠实的猫
Once upon a time ,a woman had a faithful cat.
从前有 个妇人有一只忠实的猫。
And one day,a guy ran over the cat with his horse drawn carriage.
有一天，有个人用他的马车将猫辗死。
So,the man went to the old woman and said,
因此，这个人就去找这位老妇人说：
"I am terribly sorry about your cat.I'd like to replace him."
“我对你的猫感到非常抱歉，我愿意代替它。”
"That's so nice of you!" said the old woman,deeply touched.
这位老妇人深深地感动说：“你真好心呀!”
"So how good are you at catching mice?"
“你抓老鼠的功夫很棒吗?”
短一些英语笑话带翻译篇二
Flowers
花
A new business was opening and one of the owner's friends wanted to send him flowers for theoccasion.
有一家公司开幕，老板的其中一位朋友为了这件太事要送他花。
They arrived at the new business site and the owner read the card,
他们到达了新的公司地点，老板读了卡片的 内容：
"Rest in Place."
“安息吧”。
The owner was angry and called the florist to complain.
老板非常生气就打电话给花店抱怨。
After he had told the florist of the obvious mitake
就在他告诉花店这项明显的错误，
and how angry he was ,
以及他有多么生气之后，
the florist replied,
花庙却回答说：
"Sir,I am really sorry for the mistake,
“先生，我真的对于这项错误感到十分抱歉，
but rather than getting angry,
但是与其生气，
you should imagine this :
你还不如应当想象
somewhere there is a funeral taking place today,
以下这个情况：今天有一个地方在举行葬礼，
and they have flowers with a note saying,
他们收到了花，还附上一张纸条说：
‘Congratulations on your new location' "
‘恭喜新居落成!”’
短一些英语笑话带翻译篇三
Insomnia
失眠
A man went to the doctor complaining of insomnia.
有一个男的去看医生，诉说着失眠的苦恼。
The doctor gave him a thorough examination,
医生给他做了一次完整的检查，
found absolutely nothing physically wrong with him,
完全找不到他身体有任何毛病，
and then told him,
然后告诉他;
"Listen,if you ever expect to cure your insomnia,you just have to stop taking your troubles tobed with you."
“你听好，如果你希望治疗好你的失眠，你就必须停止把你的烦恼跟着你带上床。”
"I know" said the man, "but I can't.My wife refuses to sleep alone."
这个男的说：“我知道呀，但是我没办法呀，我老婆不肯一个人睡嘛!”
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