关于英语小笑话对话短文
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关于英语小笑话对话短文篇一
不要被逮着了!
Out in the forest preserve, a man strolled up to the fisher man and asked whether he'd hadany luck.
在森林保护区内，有个人走向一位正在钓鱼的老兄并问他有没有收获。
"No,nothing today,but you should see me yesterday. I caught fourteen bass in the morning andanother twelve in the afternoon!"
“今天什么也没有，不过你应该昨天来见我才是。昨天早上我钓了十四尾鲈鱼，下午钓了十二尾呢!
"Well, that's very interesting. Do you know who I am?"
“哦，那相当不错嘛，你知道我是谁吗?”
"No."
“不知道。”
"I happen to be the game warden."
“我恰巧就是监视狩猎的管理员。”
"Oh.And do you know who I am? I'm the biggest liar you ever laid eyes on."
“哦，那你又知道我是谁吗?我是你所发现最会说谎话的人。”
关于英语小笑话对话短文篇二
Learning to Share
学习共同分享
Johnny divided a piece of pie into two pieces, kept the bigger piece for himself and gave thesmaller piece to his sister.
强尼把一块派一分为二，把大的留给自己，小的给他妹妹。
"Hey," said his sister, "if I'd divided the pie, I would have kept the smaller piece for myself. "
“嘿，如果是我来分那块派，我会把小的留给我自己，”妹妹说。
"Well, that's what you got, so what are you complaining about?"
“你不是分到小块的吗，还抱怨什么呢?”
关于英语小笑话对话短文篇三
Aren't Kidss Wonderful?
小孩子实在了不起!
Mother got on the train with Little Johnny and Little Ronny.
妈妈和小强尼、小罗尼一起搭乘火车。
Little Johnny was full of questions, as usual: "What's an emergency brake, Mommy?"
小强尼一如往常问东问西，“妈咪，什么是紧急煞车?"
“Why did that policeman ask to see our tickets?"
“为什么那位警察叔叔要看我们的车票?"
"Why can't I lean out the window?" etc.
“为什么身体不能伸出窗外?"等等诸如此类问题。
His mother was becoming ever more exasperated.
妈妈实在忍不住要发脾气了。
Finally, Little Johnny asked, "What was that last station we stopped at, Mommy?"
最后小强尼又问：“妈咪，刚刚火车停靠的是哪一站?”
"I don't know, Johnny, and will you please stop pestering me? I'm trying to read."
“我不知道，强尼，你可不可以不要烦我，我正在看书呢!”
A few minutes of silence passed. Then Johnny said, "It's too bad you don't know what stationthat was, cause that's where Little Ronny got off."
一阵安静后，强尼说：“真糟糕，你竟然不知道罗尼下车的哪个车站。"
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