关于英语小笑话简短
冷笑话是一种新兴的语言现象,也是一种出现在我们身边的不可忽视的新的语言现象。学习啦小编整理了关于简短的英语小笑话，欢迎阅读!
关于简短的英语小笑话篇一
A young woman went to her doctor complaining of pain .
有名年轻女子去看医生，怨忿地说着她的病痛。
"Where are you hurting?"asked the doctor.
医生问她：“你哪里痛?”
"You have to help me,I hurt all over",said the woman,
女子说：“你一定要帮帮我，我全身痛。”
"What do you mean ,all over ?"asked the doctor,"be a little more specific."
医生问说：“什么意思呀，全身?讲更明确一点吧”
The woman toughed her right knee with her index finger and yelled,
这名女子用她的指碰触右膝，痛得直叫;
"Ow,that hurts."Then she toughed her left cheek and again yelled,
“哎唷，那里好痛呀。”然后她碰触左脸颊，又痛得直叫：
"Ouch!That hurts ,too.”Then she toughed her right earlobe ,
“哎呀，那里也好痛呀。”然后她碰触右耳垂，她哭喊说：
"Ow,even THAT hurts ,she cried.
“哎呀，连那里也好痛呀。”
The doctor checked her thoughtfull for a moment and told her his diagnosis,"You have a broken finger."
医生体贴地替她检查了一会儿，然后把诊断结果告诉她：“你的手指断了啦。”
关于简短的英语小笑话篇二
Silly Doctor
蠢医生
A man went to see his doctor
有一名男子去看他的医生，
because he was suffering from a miserable cold.
因为他正遭到令人难受的感冒之苦。
His doctor prescribed some pills,
他的医生开了一些药丸 ，
but they didn't help.
但是这些药丸都没什么帮助。
On his next visit the doctor gave him a shot,
他笫二次去的时候，医生给他打针，
but that didn't do any good.
但是那也没什么效。
On his third visit the doctor told the man,
他第三次去的时候 ，医生告诉这名男子：
"Go home and take a hot bath.As soon as you finish bathing throw open all the windows and stand in the draft."
“回家洗个热水澡吧。你一洗完澡就把所有韵窗户都打开，然后站在通风处。”
"But doc,"protested the patient,
这名病人抗议说：“但是医生，
"if I do that,I'll get pneumonia."
如果我那么做的话，我就会得到肺炎呀。”
"I know,"said the doctor,"don't worry,I can cure pneumonia."
医生说：“我知道啦，别担心啦，我会治疗肺炎啦。”
关于简短的英语小笑话篇三
A man needing a heart transplant is told by his doctor that the only heart available is that of a sheep .
有一名需要心脏移植的男子被他的医生告知，唯一可用的心脏就是一只羊的心脏。
The man finally agrees and the doctor transplants the sheep heart into the man.
这名男子最后同意了，医生就将羊鹃心脏移植到这名男子身上。
A few days after the operation,the man comes in for a checkup.
就在手术后几天，这名男子前来接受身体检查。
The doctor asks him "How are you feeling?"
医生问他：“你现在感觉怎么样呀?”
The man replies"Not B-A-A-A-A-D!"
这名男子回答说：“还不错、错、错、错、错。”
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