关于两个人对话的英语笑话
关于两个人对话的英语笑话
笑话一般指短小、滑稽的故事,是一种民间口头创作形式,在民间文化中以口口相传的形式传播。学习啦小编整理了关于两个人的英语笑话，欢迎阅读!
关于两个人对话的英语笑话篇一
A farmer purchases an old，run-down, abandoned farm with plans to turn it into a thriving enterprise. The fields are grown over with weeds，the farmhouse is falling apart，and the fences are collapsing all around.
一个农民买了一块破旧荒废的农场，他准备把这块农场变成兴旺的园林。然而目前这块地是杂草丛生，房屋破旧不堪，四周的篱笆也是东倒西歪。
During his first day of work，the town preacher stops by to bless the man’s work，saying, "May you and God work together to make this the farm of your dreams!”
在他第一天工作的时候，城里的一个传教士给他送去了祝福:“愿上帝与你一起实现你的梦想吧!”
A few months later, the preacher stops by again to call on the farmer. I}ok and behold，it’s like a completely different place-the farmhouse is completely rebuilt and in excellent condition，there are plenty of cattle and other livestock happily munching on feed in well-fenced pens，and the fields are filled with crops planted in neat rows.
几个月以后，那个传教士又一次来到农场，快看那，这里与上次相比简直是天壤之别。房屋重新修好了，条件也比以前好多了，成群的牛羊在欢快地吃着青草，地里的庄稼也整整齐齐的排列着。
"Amazing!” the preacher says. "Look what God and you have accomplished together!"
“太神奇了”，传教士惊呼道:“看那，上帝和你一起实现了你的梦想!”
"Yes, reverend,” says the farmer, "but remember what the farm was like when God was working it alone!"
“没错，教士，”那个农民说道:“可你也要记住当初这个农场只由上帝一人支配的时候是个什么样子!”
关于两个人对话的英语笑话篇二
The dean of Engineering had once walked into a class, and said "Good Morning.”
一天工程系的主任走进一个班，说道:“早上好。”
The whole class chorused" Good Morning”
全班齐声回复:“早上好。”
"Hi，you are freshmen aren’t you?" he asked.
“你们是大一的吧?”主任问道。
One student bolder than the others asked him how he knew.
一个胆子比较大的同学问主任是怎么知道的。
"Well，”he said. "When I say‘Good Morning' to a class，if they are freshmen they say Good Morning' too. If they are sophomores，they quietly fold their papers away，and look at me. A class of juniors will look at me over the top of their papers, and then get back to them. A class of seniors will ignore my greeting, and keep reading the papers. When I say `Good Morning' to a class of graduate students, they write it down.”
“嗯，”主任说，“如果是大一的新生，当我向他们问早上好的时候，他们也一定会说‘早上好’的。如果他们是大二的学生，他们会轻轻地合上课本，然后集体望着我。大三的学生则会从书本上抬起头看我一眼，然后马上又继续读书了。大四的学生则会对我视而不见，继续看书。至于研究生班的学生，我向他们问早上好，他们就会把这句话写在笔记上。”
关于两个人对话的英语笑话篇三
"God is Dead.” –Nietzsche
尼采说:“上帝死了。”
"Nietzsche is dead. " –God
上帝说:“尼采死了。”
"Therefore, Nietzsche is God. "-Plato
柏拉图说:“这样看来，尼采就是上帝。”
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