关于中篇的英语笑话大全

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关于中篇的英语笑话大全

　　笑话能够折射出社会生活中的方方面面，在说笑中蕴含着人们对于美好生活的期盼和诉求。学习啦小编整理了关于中篇的英语笑话，欢迎阅读!

　　关于中篇的英语笑话：The Ant Hill

　　Once there was a golfer whose drive landed on an anthill. Rather than move the ball, hedecided to hit it where it lay. He gave a mighty swing. Clouds of dirt and sand and ants exploded from the spot. Everything but the golfball. It sat in the same spot.

　　So he lined up and tried another shot. Clouds of dirt and sand and ants went flying again. The golf ball didn't even wiggle.

　　Two ants survived. One dazed ant said to the other, "Whoa! What are we going to do?"

　　Said the other ant: "I don't know about you, but I'm going to get on the ball."

　　关于中篇的英语笑话：Blind Bunny

　　One morning a blind bunny was hopping down the bunny trail, and he tripped over a large snake and fell, KerPlop!, right on his twitchy little nose. "Oh, please excuse me!" said the bunny. "I didn't mean to trip over you, but I'm blind and can't see."

　　"That's perfectly all right," replied the snake. "To be sure, it was my fault. I didn't mean to trip you, but I'm blind too, and I didn't see you coming. By the way, what kind of animal are you?"

　　Well, I really don't know," said the bunny. "I'm blind, and I've never seen myself. Maybe you could examine me and find out."

　　So the snake felt the bunny all over, and he said, "Well, you're soft, and cuddly, and you have long silky ears, and a little fluffy tail and a dear twitchy little nose... You must be a bunny rabbit!"

　　Then he said, "I can't thank you enough, but by the way, what kind of animal are you?"

　　And the snake replied that he didn't know, and the bunny agreed to examine him, and when he was finished, the snake said, "Well, what kind of an animal am I?"

　　So the bunny felt the snake all over, and he replied, "You're hard, you're cold, you're slimy and you haven't got any balls... You must be a lawyer."