有趣的英文笑话短文欣赏
有趣的英文笑话短文欣赏
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有趣的英文笑话短文:He is really somebody
Child: My uncle has 1000 men under him.
Man: He is really somebody. What does do?
Child: A maintenance man in a cemetery
小孩:我叔叔下面有1000个人。
男人:他真是一个大人物。他是干什么的?
小孩:墓地守墓人。
有趣的英文笑话短文:A great man 一名伟人
Teacher: Would Shakespeare be a great man if he were still alive today?
Student: Of course. He must be a great man, for so far nobody has lived to over 400 years.
老师:如果莎士比亚还活着,他会是一名伟人吗?
学生:当然。因为到目前为止,还没有人活到400多岁。
有趣的英文笑话短文:I guess you're right
我想你是对的
Son: Dad, give me a dime.
Father: Son, don't you think you're getting too big to be forever begging for dimes?
Son: I guess you're right, Dad, Give me a dollar, will you?
儿子:爸爸,给我一角钱。
父亲:儿子,你不认为你已经长大了,不该再老是一角一角地要钱了,不是吗?
儿子:爸爸,我想你是对的,那给我一块钱行吗?
有趣的英文笑话短文:Expand and contract
热胀冷缩
Teacher: We all know that heat causes an object to expand and cold causes it tocontract. Now, can anyone give me a good example?
John: Well, in the summer the days are long, and in the winter the days are short.
老师:我们都知道热胀冷缩的道理。现在,谁给我举个例子?
约翰:嗯,在夏天天都长,在冬天天都短。
有趣的英文笑话短文:I'm Trying to Stop It
我要把它堵在里面
"Boy, why have you got cotton-wool in your ear? Is it infected?"
"No, sir, but you said yesterday that everything you told me went in one ear and out the other, so I am trying to stop it."
“孩子,你为什么用棉花塞住耳朵?它感染了吗?”
“没有,老师。可是你昨天说你告诉我的知识都是一个耳朵里进,一个耳朵里出,所以我要把它堵在里面。”
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