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有趣的英文笑话短文欣赏

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有趣的英文笑话短文欣赏

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  有趣的英文笑话短文:He is really somebody

  Child: My uncle has 1000 men under him.

  Man: He is really somebody. What does do?

  Child: A maintenance man in a cemetery

  小孩:我叔叔下面有1000个人。

  男人:他真是一个大人物。他是干什么的?

  小孩:墓地守墓人。

  有趣的英文笑话短文:A great man 一名伟人

  Teacher: Would Shakespeare be a great man if he were still alive today?

  Student: Of course. He must be a great man, for so far nobody has lived to over 400 years.

  老师:如果莎士比亚还活着,他会是一名伟人吗?

  学生:当然。因为到目前为止,还没有人活到400多岁。

  有趣的英文笑话短文:I guess you're right

  我想你是对的

  Son: Dad, give me a dime.

  Father: Son, don't you think you're getting too big to be forever begging for dimes?

  Son: I guess you're right, Dad, Give me a dollar, will you?

  儿子:爸爸,给我一角钱。

  父亲:儿子,你不认为你已经长大了,不该再老是一角一角地要钱了,不是吗?

  儿子:爸爸,我想你是对的,那给我一块钱行吗?

  有趣的英文笑话短文:Expand and contract

  热胀冷缩

  Teacher: We all know that heat causes an object to expand and cold causes it tocontract. Now, can anyone give me a good example?

  John: Well, in the summer the days are long, and in the winter the days are short.

  老师:我们都知道热胀冷缩的道理。现在,谁给我举个例子?

  约翰:嗯,在夏天天都长,在冬天天都短。

  有趣的英文笑话短文:I'm Trying to Stop It

  我要把它堵在里面

  "Boy, why have you got cotton-wool in your ear? Is it infected?"

  "No, sir, but you said yesterday that everything you told me went in one ear and out the other, so I am trying to stop it."

  “孩子,你为什么用棉花塞住耳朵?它感染了吗?”

  “没有,老师。可是你昨天说你告诉我的知识都是一个耳朵里进,一个耳朵里出,所以我要把它堵在里面。”

  
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