有关英文笑话小段子精选
有关英文笑话小段子精选
外语学习过程中总会出现错误,处于英语启蒙阶段的小学生英语更是如此，这时老师可以通过地道的英语笑话小短文来让学生进行对比参考学习。学习啦小编分享有关英文笑话小段子，希望可以帮助大家!
有关英文笑话小段子：买帽子
Buying a hat
A lady went to a hat shop to buy a hat. As she was very fussy, it took her a long time to pick on one.
Already at the end of his patience the salesman was afraid that she might change her mind again so he tried to flatter her: "An excellent choice, madam. You look at least ten years younger with this hat on!"
To his dismay, the lady took off her hat at once and said: "I don't want a hat that makes me look ten years older as soon as I take it off. Show me some more hats!"
有关英文笑话小段子：给艾伯特的字典
Albert's dictionary
Today we would like to thank Albert for his service to our company. Albert is someone who does not know the meaning of impossible task, who does not know the meaning of lunch break, who does not understand the meaning of the word no. So we have clubbed together and bought Albert a dictionary.
有关英文笑话小段子：星星意味着什么
What do you deduce from that
Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson were going camping. They pitched their tent under the stars and went to sleep.
Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes woke Watson up and said: “Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you see.”
Watson replied: “I see millions and millions of stars.”
Holmes said: “and what do you deduce from that?”
Watson replied: “Well, if there are millions of stars, and if even a few of those have planets, it’s quite likely there are some planets like earth out there. And if there are a few planets like earth out there, there might also be life.”
And Holmes said: “Watson, you idiot, it means that somebody stole our tent.”
有关英文笑话小段子：省钱的方法
A way to make money
Mother had decided to trim her household budget wherever possible, so instead of having a dress dry-cleaned she washed it by hand. Proud of her savings, she boasted to my father, "Just think, Fred, we are five dollars richer because I washed this dress by hand."
"Good," my dad quickly replied. "Wash it again!"
有关英文笑话小段子：疯狂的司机Mad drivers
There's a senior citizen driving on the highway. His wife calls him on his cell phone and in a worried voice says, "Herman, be careful! I just heard on the radio that there was a madman driving the wrong way on Route 280!"
Herman says, "I know, I'm on Route 280 but there isn't just one, there are hundreds!"
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