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笑话可能只是文字游戏,但有时它在人们解决生活中的困惑时起着重要作用。学习啦小编整理了关于4年级英语笑话，欢迎阅读!
关于4年级英语笑话：an essential correction
teacher: walter, why don’t you wash your face? i can see what you had for breakfast this morning.
walter: what was it?
teacher: eggs.
walter: wrong, sir. that was yesterday.
实质性得纠正
教师：沃尔特，你为什么不洗脸?我都可以看得出你今天早上吃了什么了。
沃尔特：我吃了什么?
教师：鸡蛋。
沃尔特：错了，老师。那是昨天吃得。
关于4年级英语笑话：jaccasses jokes
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shone his flashlight around,
looking for valuables, and when he picked up a CD player to place in his sack,
a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark
saying "Jesus is watching you."
The thief nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off and froze.
When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head, clicked the light
back on and began searching for more valuables.
Just as he pulled the stereo so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell
he heard, "Jesus is watching you." Freaked out, he shone his light around
frantically looking for the source of the voice.
Finally, in the corner of the room, flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.
"Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot.
"Yep," the parrot confessed, "I'm just trying to warn you."
The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who the are you?"
"Moses," replied the bird.
"Moses??!!" the burglar laughed. "What kind of stupid people would name a
parrot Moses?"
"Probably the same kind of people that would name a rottweiler Jesus," the
bird answered
关于4年级英语笑话：An Honest Child
Peter was eitht and a half years old,and he went to a school near his house. He always went there and came home on foot,and he usually got back on time,but last Friday he came home from school late.His mother was in the kitchen,and she saw him and said to him ,"Why are you late,Peter?"
"My teacher was angry and send me to the headmaster after class."Peter answered.
"To the headmaster?"his mother said."Why did she send you to him?"
"Because she asked a question in class,"Peter said,"and none of che children gave her the answer except me."
His mother was angry and said to Peter,"But why did the teacher send you to the headmaster then? Why didn't she send all the other stupit childern to the headmaster?"she asked Peter.
"Because her question was,'who put glue on my chair?'"Peter said.
关于4年级英语笑话：拥挤的月亮
A geography teacher once told her class, “The moon is so large that several million people could live here.”
One boy started laughing, “It sure must get crowded when it’s a crescent moon.”
一位地理老师告诉他的学生：“月亮非常大，它可以容纳几百万人在上面居住。”
有一个男孩笑了，“当月亮由满月变成月牙儿,上面的人该有多么拥挤啊?”
关于4年级英语笑话：新发现
一个乡下人第一次到大城市游逛。他走进一座大楼，看见一个岁数很大的矮胖女人迈进一个小房间。房间的门随后关上，有几个灯在闪亮。一会儿，门开了，电梯里走出一位年青漂亮的女模特。
乡下人惊奇地眨着眼睛，慢吞吞地说：“我应该把我的老婆带来!”
New Discovery
A hillbilly was visiting the big city for the first time. Entering an office building, he saw a pudgy older woman step into a small room. The doors closed, lights flashed, and after a while the door slid open and a beautiful young model stepped off the elevator.
Blinking in amazement, the hillbilly drawled, "I should have brought my wife!"
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