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　　关于1分钟英文笑话：American Soldier

　　An American soldier,　serving in World War II, had just returned from several weeks of intense　action on the German front lines. He had finally been granted R&R and　was on a train bound for London. The train was very crowded, so the soldier　walked the length of the train, looking for an empty seat.

　　The only unoccupied　seat was directly adjacent to a well-dressed middle-aged lady and was　being used by her little dog. The war weary soldier asked, "Please, ma'am,　may I sit in that seat?" The English woman looked down her nose at the　soldier, sniffed and said, "You Americans. You are such a rude class of　people. Can't you see my little Fifi is using that seat?"

　　The soldier walked　away, determined to find a place to rest, but after another trip down　to the end of the train, found himself again facing the woman with the　dog. Again he asked, "Please, lady. May I sit there? I'm very tired. The　English woman wrinkled her nose and snorted, "You Americans! Not only　are you rude, you are also arrogant. Imagine!" The soldier didn't say　anything else; he leaned over, picked up the little dog, tossed it out　the window of the train and sat down in the empty seat.

　　The woman shrieked　and railed, and demanded that someone defend her and chastise the soldier.　An English gentleman sitting across the aisle spoke up, "You know, sir,　you Americans do seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You　eat holding the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your autos on the wrong　side of the road. And now, sir, you've thrown the wrong bitch out the　window."

　　关于1分钟英文笑话：Difference

　　"I can always tell a graduate class from an undergraduate class," observed the instructor in one of my graduate engineering courses at California State University in Los Angeles. "When I say, 'Good afternoon,' the undergraduates respond, 'Good afternoon." But the graduate students just write it down."

　　区 别

　　“研究生班和本科生很容易就能区别开来，”在洛杉矶加利福利亚州立大学给我们研究生上工程学课的老师如此说。“我说‘下午好’，本科生们回答说‘下午好’。研究生们则把我说的话记在笔记本上。”

　　关于1分钟英文笑话：Virtue

　　Many years after receiving my graduate degree, I returned to the State University of New York at Binghamton as a faculty member. One day in a crowded elevator, someone remarked on its inefficiency. I said the elevators had not changed in the 20 years since I began there as a student.

　　When the door finally opened, I felt a compassionate pat on my back, and turned to see an elderly nun smiling at me. "You'll get that degree, dear," she whispered. "Perseverance is a virtue."

　　美 德

　　获取研究生学位多年以后，我回到位于宾翰顿的纽约州立大学当教员。一天，电梯里很拥挤，有人抱怨电梯效率太低。我说自我在那里当学生起，20年来电梯一直没有换过。

　　最后当电梯门打开时，我感到有人在我的背上同情地拍了一下，回过头来我看到一位年长的修女正在朝我微笑。“你会拿到学位的，亲爱的，”她低声说道：“坚持不懈是一种美德。”

　　关于1分钟英文笑话：Charge for Bread and Butter

　　Some years ago, my dad, an attorney, took me to a fancy restaurant in Now York City. When the bill arrived, there was a class="main">