笑话,是供人们消遣或交际的一种创造性的语言形式,其主要功能是调侃、娱乐或讽刺。它是人们生活中不可或缺的组成部分,与社会密切相关。小编精心收集了有关幽默英文小笑话，供大家欣赏学习!

　　有关幽默英文小笑话：Halloween Party

　　A man with a bald head and a wooden leg is invited to a fancy dress party. He doesn't know what costume to wear to hide his head and his leg, so he writes to a fancy dress company to explain his problem.

　　A few days later he receives a parcel with a note: "Dear Sir, Please find enclosed a pirate'soutfit. The spotted handkerchief will cover your bald head and with your wooden leg you will be just right as a pirate."

　　The man thinks this is terrible because they have just emphasised his wooden leg, so he writes a letter of complaint.

　　A week passes and he receives another parcel and note: "Dear Sir, Sorry about the previous parcel. Please find enclosed a monk's habit. The long robe will cover your wooden leg and with your bald head you will really look the part."

　　The man is really furious now, because the company has gone from emphasising his wooden leg to drawing attention to his bald head. So he writes a really rude letter of complaint.

　　A few days later he gets a very small parcel from the company with an accompanying letter: "Dear Sir, Please find enclosed a tin of Golden Syrup. Pour the tin of Golden Syrup over your head, stick your wooden leg up your ass - go as a toffee apple."

　　有关幽默英文小笑话：I've Killed The Easter Bunny!

　　A man was driving down a road, when all of a sudden, the Easter Bunny ran out into the road and the man hit it.The man got out of his car and started crying, for he had killed the Easter Bunny. "Oh no!" cried the man, "I have killed the Easter Bunny! Now no one will be able to get easter eggs on Easter!! And it's all my fault!" Just then, a lady drove down the road, and she noticed the man crying next to his car, so she stopped and got out to see what the problem was.She walked over and asked, "What's the matter?" and the man said,"I've killed the Easter bunny and there will be no Easter because of me!" She said,"Don't worry!" and she ran back to her car. She came back with a can of spray in her hand. She sprayed the bunny, and the bunny leaped up and started to run. Then he stopped and turned around and waved. Then he started to run again, then he stopped, and waved again. Then he stopped, turned around, and waved again. This happened about ten times.Puzzled, the man asked, "What's in the can?" She said, "It's hairspray. It livens up hare and adds permanent wave."

　　有关幽默英文小笑话：Einstein And God

　　Einstein climbs to the top of Mt. Sinai to get close enough to talk to God.Looking up, he asks the Lord..."God, what does a million years mean to you?"The Lord replies, "A minute.""Einstein asks, "And what does a million dollars mean to you?"The Lord replies, "A penny."Einstein asks, "Can I have a penny?"The Lord replies, "In a minute."

　　有关幽默英文小笑话： Death Row

　　A lawyer walks into his client's death row cell and says, "I've got good news, and bad news for you." The prisoner says, "Okay, what's the bad news ?" "The bad news is that the Governor won't issue a stay of your execution!" "Oh that's terrible. What possibly could be the good news?" "The good news is that I got Your Voltage Reduced!"

　　有关幽默英文小笑话：New Ceo Means Business

　　A company, feeling it was time for a shake-up, hires a new CEO. This new boss is determinedto rid the company of all slackers. On a tour of the facilities, the CEO notices a guy leaning on a wall. The room is full of workers and he wants to let them know he means business! The CEO walks up to the guy and asks, "And how much money do you make a week?"

　　A little surprised, the young fellow looks at him and replies, "I make 0.00 a week. Why?" The CEO then hands the guy class="main">