小学生英语笑话
笑话是幽默的一种表现形式,通过阐述语用因素对英语笑话言语的作用机制,可以探索英语幽默话语的语用特征和动态运行模式,帮助人们从认知角度和心理推理机制上更好地了解笑话幽默的产生方式。学习啦小编整理了小学生英语笑话，欢迎阅读!
小学生英语笑话：I'm the Biggest Liar 我是最大的说谎者
Stranger: Catch any fish?
Fisherman: Did I! I took forty out of this stream this morning.
Stranger: Know who I am? I'm the game warden.
Fisherman: Know who I am? I'm the biggest liar in the state.
陌生人：钓到鱼了吗?
钓鱼者：我是谁?一早晨我就在这条小溪钓到了40多条鱼呢。
陌生人：你知道我是谁吗?我是这里的渔猎执行官。
钓鱼者：那你知道我是谁吗?我是全国最大的说谎者。
小学生英语笑话：Is He Really Ill 他真病了吗
On a hot summer day an elderly gentleman faints in the street. A small crowd immediately gathers around him.
"Give the poor man a glass of brandy," advises a woman. "Give him a heart massage, " says someone else.
"No, just give him some brandy," insists the woman. "Call an ambulance," yells another person.
"A brandy!" The man suddenly sits up and exclaims. "Shut up, everybody, and do as the kind lady says!"
在一个炎热的夏天，一位上了年纪的男子昏倒在街头。一群人立刻围了上去。
“给这个可怜的人一杯白兰地吧。” 一位女士建议。
“给他一点治心脏病的药。” 另外一个人说。
“不，还是给他一些白兰地，”那位女士坚持说。
“还是叫一辆救护车吧。” 有人叫道。
“一杯白兰地。”
这时地上的那个人坐了起来，嚷着，“都闭嘴，就照那位好心的太太说得去做!”
小学生英语笑话：Send the Bill to My Father 把账单给我父亲
Doctor: ″I can do nothing for your complaint. It is hereditary.″
Patient: ″Then send the bill to my father, please.″
医生：对你的抱怨我无能为力。那是遗传病。
病人：那请你把账单给我父亲吧。
小学生英语笑话：Doctor and Patient 医生和病人
Doctor: How many ears and eyes does a cat have?
Patient: Two of each.
Doctor: And how many legs does it have?
Patient: Say, Doctor, haven't you ever seen a cat?
医生：一只猫有几个耳朵和眼睛?
病人：都是两个。
医生：那么它有几条腿呢?
病人：我说，医生，难道你从来没有见过猫吗?
小学生英语笑话：Buying a hat 买帽子
A lady went to a hat shop to buy a hat. As she was very fussy, it took her a long time to pick on one. Already at the end of his patience the salesman was afraid that she might change her mind again so he tried to flatter her: "An excellent choice, madam. You look at least ten years younger with this hat on!" To his dismay, the lady took off her hat at once and said: "I don't want a hat that makes me look ten years older as soon as I take it off. Show me some more hats!"
一位妇女到一家帽子店买帽子。她很挑剔，用了很长时间才选好了一顶。已经忍耐到极限的售货员害怕她再改变主意，便恭维她："你做了极好的选择，夫人。你戴上这顶帽子看上去起码年轻十岁!"但令他沮丧的是，这位女士马上摘下了她的帽子说："我不想要一顶摘下来便使我立刻显得老十岁的帽子。多拿一些帽子给我看看!"
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