关于中国式搞笑英语笑话
关于中国式搞笑英语笑话
在交际场合,能恰到好处地讲个笑话或自创一个幽默,不仅可以体现自己的语言水平,还可以提升个人魅力。本文是关于中国式搞笑英语笑话，希望对大家有帮助!
关于中国式搞笑英语笑话篇一
we two who and who?
咱俩谁跟谁阿
how are you ? how old are you?
怎么是你，怎么老是你?
you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you
你不鸟我，我也不鸟你
you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ! together up !
你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上!
hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
有事起奏，无事退朝
you me you me
彼此彼此
You Give Me Stop!!
你给我站住!
know is know noknow is noknow
heart flower angry open
心花怒放
go past no mistake past
走过路过，不要错过
小明：I am sorry!
老外：I am sorry too!
小明：I am sorry three!
老外：What are you sorry for?
小明：I am sorry five!
If you want money,I have no;
if you want life,I have one!
要钱没有，要命一条
I call Li old big. toyear 25.
笑死人不偿命的中国式英语笑话笑话大全 我叫李老大，今年25。
you have two down son。
你有两下子。
as far as you go to die
有多远，死多远!!!!
I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face
给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
关于中国式搞笑英语笑话篇二
有次房东问我:“Did you eat anything yet?”
我说：“no.”
她听后重复了一遍：“So you didn’t eat anything.”
我答道：“Yes...?”
房东老太太犹豫了一下，又问：“Did you eat?”
我又答道：“No.”
她接着说：“So you didn’t eat……?”
我说：“Yes...?”
估计房东太太当时都快要崩溃了……
关于中国式搞笑英语笑话篇三
go and look!走着瞧
good good study,day day up好好学习天天向上
No Mao ze dong ,no new china没有毛没有新中国
go a head! 去个头!
People mountain peole sea!人山人海
give you some color see see!!给你点颜色看看
no three no four 不三不四
no money no women no good(哈，这是谁说的)
we two who and who?我们俩谁跟谁
dog day""""s狗日的
poor light egg穷光蛋
if you tiger me ,i will mountain you如果你唬我我就煽你
you don""""t bird me,I don""""t bird you你不鸟我我也不鸟你
full clear ten big cool punishment满清十大酷刑
love his mother who who who爱他妈谁谁谁
KILL ONE POLICE HUNDRED杀一警百
i s h i t love you我便爱上了你
banana fish相交于
f u c k do system操作系统
horse horse tiger tiger马马虎虎
fish yes于是
your grandma""""s legs你奶奶个腿
King eight egg***
5 talks, 4 beauties & 3 loves五讲四美三热爱
give me take down!给我拿下
WATCH SISTER 表妹
your grandma""""s bear你奶奶个熊
yellow fly red黄飞鸿
red face know to me红颜知己
American Chinese not enough美中不足
pig wood wolf house bee!珠慕朗玛峰
You really have two down sons你真有两下子
round son egg原子弹
chicken gun ice机枪兵
water sex poplar flower水性杨花
How are you? 怎么是你?
How old are you? 怎么老是你?
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