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关于有趣的英语笑话篇一
费迪南德先生的午餐
One morning Mrs. Ferdinand said to her husband: "Roger, there’s a meeting at Mrs. Young's house at lunch time today,and I want to go to it. I’ll leave you some food for your lunch. Is that all right?" "Oh, yes.” Her husband answered,“That’s quite all right. What are you going to leave for my lunch?"
一天早晨,费迪南德太太对她的丈夫说:“罗杰,今天午餐的时候杨太太的家里有一个聚会,我打算去参加,我替你留下了些食品作为你的午饭,行吗?”她的丈夫回答说:“行啊,很好。那你为我留下些什么呢?”
“This tin of fish,"Mrs. Ferdinand said,"and there are some cold,boiled potatoes and some beans here , too.”
费迪南德太太说:“有一罐鱼,还有一些冷冻的炸土豆和青豆。”
"That’s good.”Mr. Ferdinand said,"I’ll have a good lunch.” So Mrs. Ferdinand went to her meeting. All the ladies lunched at Mrs. Young's house,and at three o’clock Mrs. Ferdinand came home.
费迪南德先生说:“真是太好了,这下我有顿美味的午餐了。”于是,费迪南德太太去出席聚会了。所有的太太都在杨太太家吃了午餐。三点钟的时候,费迪南德太太回到了家。
"Was your fish nice,Roger?" she asked.
“罗杰,鱼好吃吗?”她问丈夫。
"Yes,but my feet are hurting.”He answered.
丈夫回答到:“好吃,但我的脚伤了。”
"Why are they hurting?" Mrs. Ferdinand asked.
费迪南德太太问:“怎么弄伤的呢?”
"Well,the words on the tin are `open tin and stand in hot water for five minutes!”
“你看,罐头上的说明书写着:“打开罐头,在烫水中站立五分钟。”
关于有趣的英语笑话篇二
上钩
Joe was going into his usual bar before lunch when he saw a poorly dressed man fishing in a small pool of rain-water about five centimeters deep outside it. Joe stopped and watched the man for a few minutes. He saw that most of tire people who passed by him believed he must be rather mad.
在午饭以前,乔正要去他经常光顾的酒吧,这时,他看见一个衣衫槛褛的人正在酒吧外五厘米深的雨水坑边垂钓。乔停了下来,盯着那个人看了几分钟。他注意到大多数路人都认为那个人精神不正常。
Joe pitied the man,so after a few minutes he went up to him and said kindly,“Hello, would you like to come into the bar and have a drink with me?”
乔可怜那个人,于是几分钟后他走上前去,友好地对他说:“你好,你愿意跟我一块儿到酒吧喝杯酒吗?”
The fisherman was delighted to accept his offer, and the two men went into the bar together. Joe bought the fisherman a few drinks,and finally said to him. "You’ve been fishing outside here,haven’t you? How many did you manage to catch this morning,if I may ask?”
那个垂钓者愉快地接收了他的邀请,于是两个人一同走进酒吧。乔给那个人叫了几杯酒,最后对他说:“你刚才在外面钓鱼,是不是?如果你不介意的话,我能问一下今天早上你钓了几条了?”
"You’ve been the eighth,” the fisherman answered merrily.
“你是第八条,”那个垂钓者开心地说道。
关于有趣的英语笑话篇三
热与冷
A patron in a Montreal cafe turned on a tap in the washroom and got scalded. "'This is an outrage,”he complained. "The faucet marked C gave me boiling water.”
在蒙特利尔的一家餐厅里,一位顾客拧开了盟洗室的水龙头,结果被水烫伤了。“这太可恶了,”他抱怨道,“标着c的水龙头流出来的是开水。”
"But, Monsieur, C: stand for chaude一French for hot. You should know that if you live in Montreal.”
“可是,先生,C代表chaude—法语‘热’的意思。如果您居住在蒙特利尔就得知道这一点。”
"Wait a minute,”roared the patron,"The other tap is also marked C.”
“等等,”那位顾客咆哮一声,“另外一个水龙头同样标的是C。”
"Of course,” said the manager, "it stands for cold. After all, Montreal is a bilingual city.”
“当然,”经理说道:“这代表冷。毕竟,蒙特利尔是个双语城市。”
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