二人对话英文小笑话大全
二人对话英文小笑话大全
前苏联著名作家高尔基说过,“哪里有人,哪里就有笑声。”从古到今,笑话是人们生活中不可缺少的“调剂品”。下面是学习啦小编带来的二人对话英文小笑话，欢迎阅读!
二人对话英文小笑话篇一
卓别林和爱因斯坦间的搞笑英语对话
爱因斯坦：What I admire most about your art is that's universal. You don't say any word and the whole world understands you!
对于你的艺术，我最惊奇的就是它如此的国际化，你一个字也不说，但是全世界的人都懂得起。
卓别林：True. But your glory is greater! The world admires you while no one understands you!
这个我承认，但是你的荣誉更大，你的东西全世界发的人都懂不起，但他们还是如此敬佩你。
二人对话英文小笑话篇二
I Have His Ear in My Pocket 他的耳朵在我衣兜里
Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, "What happened?" 伊凡鼻子流着血回到家里。他妈妈问，“发生了什么事?”
"A kid bit me," replied Ivan.
“一个男孩咬了我一口，”伊凡说。
"Would you recognize him if you saw him again?" asked his mother.
“再见到他你能认出来吗?”妈妈问。
"I'd know him any where," said Ivan. "I have his ear in my pocket."
“他走到哪里我都能认出他，”伊凡说。“他的耳朵还在我衣兜里呢。”
二人对话英文小笑话篇三
Uncle: How did Jim do in his history examination?
舅舅：吉姆这孩子历史考得怎么样?
Mother: Oh, not at all well, but there, it wasn't his fault. They asked him things that happened before the poor boy was born.
母亲：唉，糟透了。可话又说回来，这也不能怪他。嗨，他们尽问一些这个可怜的孩子出生前的事儿。
二人对话英文小笑话篇四
Applied Psychology
After the student delivered the pizza to old Ken's house，Ken asked，"What is the usual tip?”
"Well，”replied the youth，"this is my first trip here，but the other blokes say if I get 5p out of you，I’II be doing great.” "Is that sot”snorted Ken. "Well，just to show them how wrong they are，here’s five quid.”
"Thanks,”replied the youth，“I'll put this towards to my studies.”
"What are you studying”asked Ken.The lad smiled and said，"Applied psychology.”
应用心理学
一个学生把比萨饼送到老肯恩家，肯恩问:“你一般要多少小费?”
年轻人答道:“我第一次到这边来，同事们说我要是能得到5便士就很不错了。”
“是吗?”肯恩哼了一声，“他们错了，给你5镑。”
“谢谢，”年轻人答道:“我会把这些用在我的研究上。”
“你学什么的?”肯恩问道。年轻人笑着说:“应用心理学。”
二人对话英文小笑话篇五
It Wasn't One Person
The teacher is handing back the homework.
"Johnny, "she says. "Your homework is very poor. I really don’t see how one person can make so many mistakes.”
"It wasn't one person, Miss,”says Johnny.“My dad helped me” 不是一个人
老师正在把作业发还给学生。
“约翰尼，’她说，“你的作业做得太差了。我真搞不明白，一个人怎么能犯那么多错误?”
“老师，不是一个人，”约翰尼说，“作业是爸爸帮我做的。”
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