初中英语笑话演讲稿带翻译
初中英语笑话演讲稿带翻译
笑话是我国各族人民非常喜爱的语言艺术，作为一种喜剧性的艺术形式,笑话有很大的审美价值。下面是学习啦小编带来的笑话初中英语带翻译，欢迎阅读!
笑话初中英语带翻译篇一
The Swimmer游泳者
The teacher told the class the story of a man who swam a river three times before breakfast. Johnny laughed.
老师给同学们讲了一个小故事，说一个人早饭前要在河里游泳，横渡三趟。约翰尼笑了。
"Do you doubt that a good swimmer could do that"asked the teacher.
老师问道:“你不相信一个游泳很好的人可以做到这个?”
"No，sir，"answered Johnny，"but I wonder why he did not swim it four times and get back to the side where his clothes were."
约翰尼回答说:“不是，老师，但我不明白他为什么不游四次，好回到他放衣服的那边。”
笑话初中英语带翻译篇二
Writing A Composition写作文
One day in class，the teacher assigned his students to write a composition‘If I Am a Manager’.
一天，在作文课上，老师给同学们布置了一篇作文，题目是“假如我是个经理”。
All the students began to write except a boy. The teacher went to him and asked the reason.“I am waiting for my secretary，”was the boy’s answer.
除了一个男孩之外，所有的同学都立刻动手写了起来。老师感到很奇怪，于是他走近这个学生去问个究竟。“我正在等我的秘书，”男孩回答说。
笑话初中英语带翻译篇三
An Abstract Drawing幅抽象画
One day in a drawing class，the teacher told the class to draw an abstract drawing.
一天美术课上，老师要同学们画一幅抽象画。
After a while, a small boy turned his drawing in. The teacher looked at it but saw nothing，only a piece of white paper.
一会儿工夫，一个小男孩交了他的作品。老师看了看。可上面什么也没有，只不过是一张白纸。
“What did you draw”said the teacher.
“你画的是什么呀?”老师说。
“A cow eats grass.”the boy answered.
“牛吃草。”孩子答道。
“Where is the grass2”
“草呢?”
“The cow has eaten it up.”replied the boy.
“牛把草吃光了。”孩子说。
“Well，but where is the cowl”the teacher asked again.
“那么，牛到哪去了?”老师又问。
“It ate up the grass and then went away to drink water.”
“吃完草，牛便喝水去了。”
笑话初中英语带翻译篇四
A Special Footbal1 Match特殊的足球赛
Mike was late for school.He said to his teacher，Mr. Black，“Excuse me for my coming late，sir. I watched a football match in my dream.”
迈克上学迟到了。他对布莱克老师说:“对不起，我迟到了，老师。我梦见了一场足球赛。”
"Why did it make you late2”inquired the teacher.
老师问:“那为什么会使你迟到呢?”
“Because neither team could win the game，so it lasted a long time，”replied Mike.
迈克回答说:“因为两个队不分胜负，因此持续了很长时间。”
笑话初中英语带翻译篇五
Visiting A Chicken Farm参观养鸡场
One day，a teacher took his pupils to a chicken farm to pay a visit. When they came near the incubator，a chick just got out of it’s eggshell.
老师带学生到养鸡场参观，当他们走近孵化器时，刚好一只小鸡破壳而出。
"It's wonderful to see a little thing come out from the eggshell，isn't it's it?”the teacher said.
“看见一个小生命从蛋壳里出来，很奇妙，是不是?”老师说。
"Yes，sir，"said one of the boys，“But it would be more wonderful if we knew that how a chick gets into its eggshell beforehand.”
“是的，老师，”一个男学生说，“可是，如果我们知道它是怎样事先钻进蛋壳里的那就更奇妙了。”
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