短篇英语笑话
短篇英语笑话
运用唱歌、笑话这种形式进行初中英语教学,能够培养学生学习英语的兴趣,让他们在愉快,轻松的氛围中获得知识。下面是学习啦小编带来的最搞笑的英语小笑话，欢迎阅读!
最搞笑的英语小笑话篇一
Thirstin' for Love
渴望爱情
Thurston was in the habit of visiting his girl-friend's apartment from time to time,
沙斯敦经常去他女友的公寓住处，
but always managed to get home at a decent hour with a plausible excuse.
但他总是设法找个理由以免太晚回家。
But this time, both he and his girlfriend had fallen asleep,
但这一次，他和女朋友都睡着了，
and it was 2:00 a. m before Thurston came to.
当他醒来时都已经凌晨两点了，
Thinking fast, he immediately called home,
沙斯敦脑筋一转，立刻打电话回家，
and when his wife answered, panted, "Don't pay the ransom! I've escaped!"
当他太太接电话时，他故意喘着气说：“千万不要付赎金!我已经安全逃出来了!”
最搞笑的英语小笑话篇二
A Touching Farewell
两个老朋友出外打高尔夫球，
Two old friends were out golfing.
当他们在一处路旁准备开球时，
As they were'preparing to tee off near a road,
一列出殡送葬车队恰巧经过那里，其中一位朋友脱去帽子放在胸前，
a funeral cortege drove by and one of the two friends took off his hat and
直到车队通过后才戴上帽子。
held it over his heart until the line of cars had passed.
“你这样做实在很有礼貌，”他的同伴说道。
"Well, that was good manners on your part," said his partner.
“喔，那只不过是我最起码所能做的事了。
"Oh, it was the least I could do.
毕竟，到下星期二我们结婚就满三十年了。
After all we would have been married thirty years next Tuesday. "
最搞笑的英语小笑话篇三
Who is This你是哪一个
My two sisters and I were all away at various colleges at the same time. One day，after facing too many crisises and tired of being treated just another undergraduate，I phoned home for some consolation and understanding of my unique problems.
我和两个妹妹同时离开家去不同的大学读书。经历了太多的危机，也厌倦了受到与其他大学生的对待之后，有一天我给家里打了个电话，就我独有的问题寻求安慰和理解。
When my dad answered, I immediately launched into my litany of frustrations with college IifeAs I paused to catch my breath, he said,"OK,honey now, first of all, who isthis?”
爸爸接起电话后，我立刻开始历数我大学生活中的挫折。当我停下来歇口气时，爸爸说:“好啦，亲爱的……现在，首先告诉我，你是哪一个?”
最搞笑的英语小笑话篇四
Have You Read Hamlet读过《哈姆雷特》
A student in the literature class asked his teacher if he had read a hot novel. The teacher said that he had not read the book.
文学课上，一个学生问老师是否看过一本最新的畅销小说。老师说还没有看过那本书。
"What a surprise,"said the student.“It has been published for several months.”
“太让人吃惊了，”这个学生说，“这本书已经出版好几个月了。”
"Then have you read Shakespeare's Hamlet?”asked the teacher.
“那么你看过莎士比亚的《哈姆雷特》吗?”老师问。
"No，”said the student.
“没有。”学生回答道。
"What a pity ! You’d better hurry，for it has been published for several hundred years.”
“太遗憾了!你最好快点儿，因为这本书已经出版了好几百年了。”
最搞笑的英语小笑话篇五
Creative创造性(双语笑话)
Applying for my first job，I realized I had to be creative in listing my few qualifications.Asked about additional schooling and training，I answered truthfully that I had spent three years in computer programming classes. I got the job.
在一次求职时，我意识到在列举我所具备的为数不多的条件时，得有点创造性。当问及我是否受过其他的倍训时，我老实地回答说我花了三年时间学计算机程序设计课。我得到了那份工作。
I had neglected to mention that I took the same course for three years before I passed.
我没有提到那门功课我重复学了三年才考及格。
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