英语经典笑话
英语经典笑话
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英语经典笑话：Heart Transplant心脏移植
A man has a heart attack and is brought to the hospital ER.
有一名男子患有心赃病，被送往医院急诊室。
The doctor tells him that he will not live unless he has a heart transplant right away.
医生告诉他，除非他立刻接受心脏移植，否则他就活不成。
Another doctor runs into the room and says,
另外一名，医生跑进急诊室说：
"you are in luck,two hearts just became avaible ,so you will get to choose which one you want.One belongs to an attorney and the other to a social worker."
“你真幸运，刚好有两个心脏可移植，所以你要选择你要哪一个心脏。一个是属于律师，另一个是属于社会工作者。”
The man quickly responds,"the attorney's ."
这名男子很快响应说：“律师的。”
The doctor says,"Wait!Don't you want to know a little about them before you make your decision?"
医生说：“等等!你不想在你做决定之前了解一下他们吗?”
The man says,"I already know enough.We all know that social workers are bleeding hearts and the attorney's probably never used his .So I will take attorney's!"
这名男子说：“我已经知道够了。大家都知道社会工作者都是流血的(有同情心的)心脏，而律师的心脏可能从来都不曾用过他的。所以我选择律师的心脏。"
英语经典笑话：Social Worker 社会工作者
Two social workers were walking through a rough part of the city in the evening.
有两名社会工作者在晚上的时候 走过市区的简陋地方。
They heard moans and muted cries for help from a back lane.Upon investigation,
他们听到从后巷传来的求救呻吟声和很小的哭喊声。
they found a semiconscious man in a pool of blood.
他们发现有一个意识不清的人躺在血泊之中。
"Help me,I've been mugged and viciously beaten " he pleaded.
他在恳求说：“救救我吧，我被人行凶抢劫，还遭到恶意痛打一顿。”
The two social workers turned and walked away .
这两名社会工作者转身离去。
One remarked to her colleague: " You know the person that did this really needs help."
其中一位向她的同事说：“你知道吧，于下这挡事的火才真 的需要协助呀。”
英语经典笑话：Broken Finger断指
A young woman went to her doctor complaining of pain .
有名年轻女子去看医生，怨忿地说着她的病痛。
"Where are you hurting?"asked the doctor.
医生问她：“你哪里痛?”
"You have to help me,I hurt all over",said the woman,
女子说：“你一定要帮帮我，我全身痛。”
"What do you mean ,all over ?"asked the doctor,"be a little more specific."
医生问说：“什么意思呀，全身?讲更明确一点吧”
The woman toughed her right knee with her index finger and yelled,
这名女子用她的指碰触右膝，痛得直叫;
"Ow,that hurts."Then she toughed her left cheek and again yelled,
“哎唷，那里好痛呀。”然后她碰触左脸颊，又痛得直叫：
"Ouch!That hurts ,too.”Then she toughed her right earlobe ,
“哎呀，那里也好痛呀。”然后她碰触右耳垂，她哭喊说：
"Ow,even THAT hurts ,she cried.
“哎呀，连那里也好痛呀。”
The doctor checked her thoughtfull for a moment and told her his diagnosis,"You have a broken finger."
医生体贴地替她检查了一会儿，然后把诊断结果告诉她：“你的手指断了啦。”