经典的简单的英语小笑话

　　俄语笑话的语义、语用和语形结构表现为不同的类型。下面是学习啦小编带来的简单的英语小笑话，欢迎阅读!

　　简单的英语小笑话大全

　　(一)

　　儿子的大脑袋 Big Head

　　"All the kids make fun of me," the boy cried to his mother, "They say I have a big head."

　　“所有的孩子都拿我开玩笑，”小男孩哭着跟妈妈说：“他们说我长了一个大脑袋。”

　　"Don't listen to them," his mother comforted him, "You have a beautiful head. Now stop cryingand go to the store for ten pounds of potatoes."

　　“别听他们的，”他妈妈安慰说：“你的脑袋长得很漂亮。好了，别哭了，去商店买10磅土豆来。”

　　"Where's the shopping bag?"

　　“购物袋在哪?”

　　"I haven't got one, use your hat."

　　“我没有购物袋，就用你的帽子吧。”

　　(二)

　　良好的心愿 Good wishes

　　One day a boy came to his teacher and said: Teacher, pa wants to know if you like roast pig.Icertainly do, said the teacher, and you tell your father he is very kind to think of me.Dayspassed, and nothing more was said about the roast pig.

　　一天有个男孩去对他老师说：老师，我爸想知道你是不是爱吃烤猪肉。当然啰，老师说，去告诉你父亲，多谢他想着我。好几天过去了，再没提起烤猪肉的事儿。

　　Finally the teacher said to the boy: I thought your father was going to send me over someroast pig.Yes, said the boy, he did intend to, but the pig got well.

　　最后老师对男孩说：我以为你父亲要给我送点烤猪肉来呢。是啊，孩子说，他是这么想的，可后来猪又没病了。

　　简单的英语小笑话欣赏

　　(一)

　　睡觉是浪费还是节约 Waste or Save

　　Father: Oh, Jack, you have slept away the whole morning. Don't you know you are wastingtime?

　　父亲：噢，杰克，你又睡了一上午。难道你不知道你这是在浪费时间吗?

　　Jack: Yes, Dad. But I've saved you a meal, haven' I?

　　杰克：我知道，爸爸。可我还给您节省了一顿饭呢，是不是?

　　(二)

　　水分子式的新奇解释 The formula for water

　　Teacher: What the chemical formula for water is the?

　　老师：水的分子式是什么?

　　Blonde: HIJKLMNO!!

　　花瓶：HIJKLMNO!!

　　Teacher: What are you talking about?

　　老师：你在说什么?

　　Blonde: Yesterday you said its H to O!

　　花瓶：昨天你不是说H to O吗?

　　经典的简单的英语小笑话

　　(一)

　　我饭后从不工作 I Never Work after Supper

　　A penny-pinching farmer didn’t want his hired hand to stop working. One morning, he told thefarmhand, “It’s such a nuisance to come in from the field, wash up for lunch and take time toeat. Why don’t we save time and eat lunch now?”

　　一位农场主非常吝啬，不想让他雇佣的帮手停下来休息。一天早上，他对帮手说：“从地里回来，又要洗手吃饭，又花时间，真是太不方便了。我们何不省点时间，现在就吃午饭呢?”

　　The hired man agreed. The farm’s wife brought in some cold meat and fried potatoes, and thetwo men ate again.

　　雇员同意了。农场主的妻子端进来一些冷肉和油炸土豆。于是，两个人又开始吃起来。

　　When they had finished, the cheap farmer said, “While we’re still at the table, let’s have suppertoo.”They were now served steak, boiled potatoes and mixed vegetables, and they ate oncemore.

　　吃完后，吝啬鬼说：“既然我们还在桌子边，让我们连晚饭也吃了吧。”这次上桌的有排骨、煮土豆和杂烩青菜。于是两个人又吃起来。

　　“Now that the meals are out of the way, ” the farmer announced, “we can go out and work allday without interruption. ”

　　“现在三顿饭都吃过了，”农场主宣称道，“我们便可以出去一整天不停地干活了。”

　　“Oh, no,” the farmhand answered. “I never work after supper.”

　　“哦，不，”那帮手回答说，“晚饭后我从不工作。”

　　(二)

　　商店竞争中的佼佼者

　　Three competing store owners rented adjoining shops in a mall. Observers waited for mayhem to ensue.

　　三个互相争生意的商店老板在一条商业街上租用了毗邻的店铺，旁观者等着瞧好戏。

　　The retailer on the right put up huge signs saying, Gigantic Sale! and Super Bargains!

　　右边的零售商挂起了巨大的招牌，上书：大减价!特便宜!

　　The store on the left raised bigger signs proclaiming, Prices Slashed! and Fantastic Discounts!

　　左边的商店挂出了更大的招牌，声称：大砍价!大折扣!

　　The owner in the middle then prepared a large sign that simply stated, ENTRANCE.

　　中间的商人随后准备了一个大招牌，上面只简单地写着：入口处。