小学英语课前三分钟小笑话带翻译

　　一些幽默的英语故事，能提高我们阅读英语的兴趣，有些英语课前会将一些有趣的英语笑话。今天学习啦小编在这里为大家分享一些小学英语课前三分钟小笑话，欢迎大家阅读!

　　小学英语课前三分钟小笑话

　　(一)

　　答非所问的各种搞笑对话

　　What do sheep say to each other at Christmastime?

　　绵羊在圣诞节会对其它同伴说什么?

　　Merry Christmas to ewe(发音同you)!

　　母羊圣诞节快乐。(祝你圣诞节快乐)

　　What's the best thing to put into Christmas dinner?

　　把什么放进圣诞大餐上最好。

　　Your teeth!

　　你的牙齿。

　　Why should Christmas dinner always be well done?

　　为什么圣诞节都要吃大餐?

　　So you can say "Merry Crispness"!

　　因为你就可以说“吃得快乐”

　　Knock Knock.

　　咚咚咚。

　　Who's there?

　　谁呀

　　Mary.

　　玛丽

　　Mary who?

　　哪个Mary?

　　Mary Christmas!

　　Mary Christmas(圣诞节快乐)

　　A definition of Christmas:

　　圣诞节的定义：

　　The time when everyone gets "Santa"-mental.

　　人人都为圣诞老人疯狂。

　　What did one Christmas cracker say to the other Christmas cracker?

　　一个圣诞节爆竹会对另一个圣诞节爆竹说什么?

　　My POP is bigger than yours!

　　我的爆炸声比你的爆炸声大

　　What do you call an elf who steals gift wrap from the rich and gives it to the poor?

　　你把从富人家偷来礼物送给穷人家的精灵叫什么?

　　Ribbon Hood!(Robin Hood)

　　What comes at the end of Christmas Day?

　　圣诞节Christmas Day最后的是什么?

　　The letter "Y"!

　　字母Y

　　What do angry mice send to each other in December?

　　生气的老鼠在12月给每个人送什么?

　　Cross mouse cards! 穿过老鼠卡(Christmas Card圣诞贺卡)

　　What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?

　　亚当在圣诞节前一晚说什么?

　　It's Christmas, Eve!

　　Eve，是圣诞节了。(It's Christmas Eve 平安夜)

　　"Do you ever buy any Christmas Seals?"

　　你会买圣诞节期间使用的纪念邮票吗?(你会买Christmas 海豹吗?)

　　"No, I wouldn't know how to feed them."

　　不会，我不知道怎么养它们。

　　What is the best key to get at Christmas?

　　圣诞节最好的key是什么?

　　A turkey!

　　turkey(伙计)

　　What's the best thing to give your parents for Christmas?

　　圣诞节给父母送什么最好?

　　A list of everything you want!

　　你最想要的礼物清单。(免得爸妈还要绞尽脑汁的想送什么给我)

　　What do wild animals sing at Christmastime?

　　圣诞节野生动物都唱什么?

　　Jungle bells, jungle bells, jungle all the way!

　　(丛林响叮当，丛林响叮当，到处都是丛林)

　　What's the favourite Christmas Carol of new parents?

　　刚当上爸妈的人圣诞节最喜欢唱什么歌?

　　Silent Night!

　　安静的夜。(今晚孩子不要哭)

　　Where do mistletoe go to become famous?

　　槲寄生在哪儿出名的?

　　"Holly" wood!

　　好莱坞。(神圣的森林)

　　What did one Christmas light say to the other Christmas light?

　　圣诞蜡烛会对其它同伴说什么?

　　You light me up!(歌曲)

　　你照亮了我。

　　(二)

　　Make your fortune计划你的将来

　　"How did you make your fortune?"

　　“你是怎么计划你的将来的?”

　　"I became the partner of a rich man.He had the money and I had the experience."

　　“我变成一个富人的合伙人，他有钱，我有经验。”

　　"How did that help?"

　　“那有什么用?”

　　"Now he has the experience and I the money."

　　“现在他有经验了，我有钱。”

　　小学英语课前短篇笑话带翻译

　　(一)

　　Two Birds

　　两只鸟

　　Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us whichis which?

　　老师： 这儿有两只鸟，一只是麻雀。谁能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀吗?

　　Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.

　　学生：我指不出，但我知道答案。

　　Teacher: Please tell us.

　　老师：请说说看。

　　Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.

　　学生：燕子旁边的就是麻雀，麻雀旁边的就是燕子。

　　(二)

　　心不在焉的教授 The Absent-minded Professor

　　The absent-minded professor shouted: "Kate, come to the blackboard!"

　　粗心的教授大声地喊道：“凯特，到黑板前面来!”

　　Another student says, "Kate is absent, Professor."

　　另外一个学生说：“教授，凯特没来。”

　　"Silent! Let Kate speak for herself."

　　“别说话，让凯特自己讲。”

　　经典的小学英语课前三分钟小笑话

　　(一)

　　丢失的钱包 Lost Purse

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